Total Medals Earned: 386 (From 52 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,880 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/225 points)
Beat the game!
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Rescue NeNe.
Rescue Darnell.
Medals Earned: 62/100 (965/2,000 points)
07 - Get Machine Gun
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
07 - Kill Robocop
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
01 - Throw kid body
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (225/250 points)
Beat The Game (Normal Mode)
Don't skip the intro horse ride
Play the guitar
PWN during the snowball fight
Get PWNED during the snowball fight
Beat The Game (Fart Mode)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/125 points)
Get Sniped By A Camper
You Freaking Idiot
Win The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Lose The Gulag
Medals Earned: 2/5 (60/160 points)
kill the first boss
find it
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard